THE WISDOM OF GRAMPY JIM (and others)
-People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them food
-When one door closes, another opens. Or you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work.
-A stitch in time saves duct tape
-The journey of a thousand miles starts with one foot step and then ends with very sore feet
-There is a reason there are no Father In-law jokes
-One Tequila Two tequila Three Tequila Floor
-If you don’t care where you are then you are not lost.
-They say if you get lost in the woods you should stay put until someone finds you, I say it is better to follow a Porcupine, it will eventually lead you to the Trans Canada.
-Humpty Dumpty was pushed
-Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is actually a fruit-Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a Fruit Salad
-Don’t put all your eggs in one basket-Unless you’re the Easter Bunny then you have to so you can take them all with you to deliver on Easter Sunday
-There is enough youth what we really need is a fountain of common sense
-Things go better with Coke – But people go better with Pepsi (I wonder who is responsible for this piece of wisdom)
-A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush-But nothing ventured nothing gained-I’m confused
-Look before you leap-But he who hesitates is lost, Now I’m confused even more
