We learned this morning that, an Insurance company’s “Pet-Health” division invited people to vote on-line for, what they thought, were the craziest names for pets. The pet-names came from the company’s claim files…. Here are the finalists….
- For Dogs:
Uncle Pickles, Ozzy Pawsborne the Prince of Barkness, Luke Skybarker, Dilly Dally Tally, Billy Dog Thornton, American Cheese - For Cats:
Wendy’s 4 for $4, Purrrsephone, Pickles of Purrington, Lando Cat-rissian, Kirkland Signature Brand, Cattila The Hun and Angry Potato - For more Exotic Pets:
A ferret named The Dark Urge, a rabbit named Puppy Cat, a parrot named Punky Beakster, a pig named Pork N’ Beans, a parrot named Lazerbeak, a rat named Julius Cheeser, a guinea- pig named Grimace (as in, McDonald’s), a snake named Gray Stuff, and a ferret named Ferret Bueller
Do you have a better one?
