Today Jan.11 we went into the deep freeze
IT WAS SO COLD THAT
It was so cold . . .
-we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only got two chords.
It was so cold that
-Tim Hortons started serving coffee on a stick.
It was so cold . . .
– when we milked the cows, we got ice cream!
When the cannibal was late for dinner
– he got the cold shoulder.
Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets
Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
It’s so cold that chickens are rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It’s so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
It’s so cold, cops are tazing themselves.
It’s so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.
It’s so cold I had to open the refrigerator to heat the house
stay warm (if you can)
